1 00:01:25,663 --> 00:01:27,614 Trick or treat! 2 00:01:28,158 --> 00:01:33,565 Well, I think you both deserve a treat. 3 00:01:39,934 --> 00:01:41,054 Night night. 4 00:02:08,447 --> 00:02:10,174 Get up. 5 00:02:10,719 --> 00:02:11,934 Now! 6 00:02:13,503 --> 00:02:14,463 Why? 7 00:02:14,527 --> 00:02:15,614 Come on, up. 8 00:02:26,365 --> 00:02:28,703 Look at our daughter, Greg. 9 00:02:34,719 --> 00:02:36,765 I know this isn't easy for you. 10 00:02:36,830 --> 00:02:39,102 Well, guess what, you men don't have a monopoly 11 00:02:39,135 --> 00:02:41,278 on finding this family life thing difficult. 12 00:02:41,310 --> 00:02:44,094 I used to be queen of the party scene, and what am I now? 13 00:02:44,127 --> 00:02:45,855 A bleeding dairy cow. 14 00:02:45,887 --> 00:02:48,190 Stuck at home all day with an infant. 15 00:02:48,223 --> 00:02:49,631 And that's you, by the way, not her. 16 00:02:49,662 --> 00:02:53,023 So get yourself another job and stop wallowing. 17 00:02:54,045 --> 00:02:56,029 I should be hunting mammoths. 18 00:02:56,061 --> 00:02:57,503 What? 19 00:02:59,774 --> 00:03:01,630 I should be hunting mammoths. 20 00:03:01,663 --> 00:03:03,838 Yeah, with your knee, fat chance. 21 00:03:03,901 --> 00:03:06,718 Look, the music industry is dead. 22 00:03:06,781 --> 00:03:08,383 Selling advertising isn't so bad. 23 00:03:08,414 --> 00:03:10,782 I wasn't put on this planet to do any job. 24 00:03:11,646 --> 00:03:13,054 I need to do something that counts. 25 00:03:13,087 --> 00:03:16,254 Oh, please, please, do not mention your premonitions. 26 00:03:16,285 --> 00:03:19,807 I am sorry, but becoming Mystic Greg on Blackpool Pier 27 00:03:19,839 --> 00:03:21,823 is not gonna keep us in beer and skittles. 28 00:03:21,854 --> 00:03:23,135 I do see things. 29 00:03:23,166 --> 00:03:25,055 The only thing you're gonna see is a psychiatrist, 30 00:03:25,118 --> 00:03:27,071 and failing that, a divorce lawyer. 31 00:03:28,574 --> 00:03:31,134 You're not a visionary or a prophet, Greg. 32 00:03:31,775 --> 00:03:35,518 You're just an ex-raver who nicked too many pills. 33 00:03:39,294 --> 00:03:40,734 I don't know why we came back here. 34 00:03:40,767 --> 00:03:43,487 'Cause I didn't want her smoking crack at kindergarten. 35 00:03:43,518 --> 00:03:45,949 And our Portobello bedsit was a mansion that's why. 36 00:03:45,981 --> 00:03:47,647 There's nothing here for us. 37 00:03:47,679 --> 00:03:48,574 I feel strange. 38 00:03:48,607 --> 00:03:49,694 Enough! 39 00:03:50,494 --> 00:03:51,871 Don't push it, okay? 40 00:03:51,902 --> 00:03:54,846 If this don't stop, we'll stop. 41 00:03:54,878 --> 00:03:57,183 You don't mean that, do you? 42 00:03:57,214 --> 00:03:58,686 I don't know. I just... 43 00:04:01,695 --> 00:04:02,591 What I do know 44 00:04:04,221 --> 00:04:07,198 is that you need a wake-up call. 45 00:04:08,061 --> 00:04:13,247 I love you, I really do, but we can't go on like this. 46 00:04:25,183 --> 00:04:27,455 Oh, happy birthday, Greg. 47 00:04:29,085 --> 00:04:30,335 Well, almost. 48 00:05:00,222 --> 00:05:02,175 A bit fucking late, aren't you? 49 00:05:02,207 --> 00:05:05,629 Just the right time to collect your damned soul. 50 00:05:05,694 --> 00:05:06,942 Do me a favour... 51 00:05:06,975 --> 00:05:09,373 Oh, I'm afraid you've run out of favours. 52 00:05:09,405 --> 00:05:10,847 You're not a bit old for this? 53 00:05:10,878 --> 00:05:12,542 Death has no age. 54 00:05:12,575 --> 00:05:14,974 I've been here since the beginning. 55 00:05:15,007 --> 00:05:16,255 You understand me? 56 00:05:16,286 --> 00:05:17,727 You're really getting into the role, aren't you? 57 00:05:17,758 --> 00:05:20,415 So, what's it gonna be? 58 00:05:21,375 --> 00:05:22,527 Well, say it at least. 59 00:05:22,558 --> 00:05:25,086 Oh, fuck, trick or treat. 60 00:05:29,503 --> 00:05:31,198 Cross my palms with silver 61 00:05:31,230 --> 00:05:33,951 or face eternal damnation, come on. 62 00:05:35,389 --> 00:05:37,791 Sorry, mate, it's all I've got. 63 00:05:37,822 --> 00:05:39,359 You remember,. 64 00:05:40,286 --> 00:05:44,382 Your road to hell is paved with good intentions. 65 00:05:57,022 --> 00:05:58,333 Where you going? 66 00:05:58,365 --> 00:06:00,094 I said why, are we going out? 67 00:06:00,127 --> 00:06:02,238 She says, no, I'm going out and I'm turning the heating off. 68 00:06:03,711 --> 00:06:06,847 Me and the wife, we've been arguing about those holidays. 69 00:06:06,878 --> 00:06:08,286 I want to go to Tenerife. 70 00:06:08,958 --> 00:06:10,623 She wants to come with me. 71 00:06:12,126 --> 00:06:15,645 Six fellas beating up my mother-in-law. 72 00:06:15,678 --> 00:06:18,238 The neighbour says to me, "Aren't you gonna help?" 73 00:06:19,198 --> 00:06:21,278 I says, "No, six should be enough." 74 00:06:26,718 --> 00:06:28,734 Christ on a bike. 75 00:06:28,767 --> 00:06:31,166 What a silly example of a man. 76 00:06:32,382 --> 00:06:33,918 Yeah, you. 77 00:06:33,950 --> 00:06:35,039 Look at you. 78 00:06:35,070 --> 00:06:37,118 You thankless twat, you're pathetic. 79 00:06:37,151 --> 00:06:39,806 You're about as much use as a one-legged man 80 00:06:39,839 --> 00:06:41,214 in an ass-kicking contest. 81 00:06:41,278 --> 00:06:44,510 About as much use as an ejector seat on a helicopter 82 00:06:44,542 --> 00:06:45,982 or a handbrake on a canoe. 83 00:07:02,975 --> 00:07:04,734 Kid, kid! 84 00:07:04,766 --> 00:07:09,951 I need your help, kid. 85 00:07:12,223 --> 00:07:14,302 I need your help, kid. 86 00:07:14,942 --> 00:07:16,222 Dan. 87 00:07:28,990 --> 00:07:30,782 I've just killed someone. 88 00:07:30,815 --> 00:07:31,806 What? 89 00:07:31,838 --> 00:07:33,855 I've just fucking killed someone. 90 00:07:33,886 --> 00:07:34,782 Shh. 91 00:07:38,462 --> 00:07:40,319 What the fuck you talking about? 92 00:07:41,214 --> 00:07:43,647 I was driving along, driving along, right? 93 00:07:48,799 --> 00:07:49,919 Had a few beers. 94 00:07:51,742 --> 00:07:53,247 A little bit fucking wired. 95 00:07:56,542 --> 00:07:58,559 I'm driving a bit too fast, 96 00:07:58,590 --> 00:08:00,606 and this fucking bloke... 97 00:08:03,038 --> 00:08:04,063 He just run out of nowhere 98 00:08:04,094 --> 00:08:06,335 and I just smashed right into him. 99 00:08:08,062 --> 00:08:09,502 I seriously fucked up. 100 00:08:10,622 --> 00:08:11,999 Where did this happen? 101 00:08:12,030 --> 00:08:14,430 The little lake, you know, by the side of the Red Line. 102 00:08:14,462 --> 00:08:15,390 Did anyone see? 103 00:08:16,574 --> 00:08:17,566 - No. - Definitely? 104 00:08:17,598 --> 00:08:18,686 Definitely. 105 00:08:20,031 --> 00:08:22,078 You sure he's dead? 106 00:08:22,110 --> 00:08:23,294 Yeah. 107 00:08:23,326 --> 00:08:26,270 What, you just left him there? 108 00:08:28,319 --> 00:08:29,150 No. 109 00:08:29,182 --> 00:08:30,814 Where the fuck is he then? 110 00:08:30,847 --> 00:08:32,126 Outside in the boot. 111 00:08:46,622 --> 00:08:48,575 Why'd you put the body in the boot? 112 00:08:48,606 --> 00:08:50,782 Look clearly, man, I got out, 113 00:08:52,222 --> 00:08:54,750 I go over to him, and he's still breathing. 114 00:08:56,159 --> 00:08:57,598 So I pick him up and I put him in the back of the car. 115 00:08:57,630 --> 00:08:58,783 I'm on my way to the hospital, 116 00:08:58,942 --> 00:09:02,046 I'm driving and I'm halfway there to the hospital... 117 00:09:02,942 --> 00:09:06,398 And he just fucking dies there and then. 118 00:09:06,463 --> 00:09:08,670 He stops breathing there and fucking then. 119 00:09:08,702 --> 00:09:10,494 But you should have still taken him to the hospital 120 00:09:10,526 --> 00:09:11,934 'cause they could have saved him. 121 00:09:11,966 --> 00:09:12,862 Listen. 122 00:09:13,854 --> 00:09:15,166 He stopped breathing. 123 00:09:15,198 --> 00:09:16,798 He died, and I'm well over the limit. 124 00:09:16,830 --> 00:09:18,174 Twice minimum. 125 00:09:20,542 --> 00:09:24,703 These days, you're looking at 10 fucking years inside. 126 00:09:24,766 --> 00:09:26,591 Do you understand me? 127 00:09:26,623 --> 00:09:28,126 10 years inside! 128 00:09:30,238 --> 00:09:31,679 Fucking more with my shit. 129 00:09:36,062 --> 00:09:39,486 I don't see you for nine months 130 00:09:41,086 --> 00:09:42,462 and then you come here. 131 00:09:43,614 --> 00:09:45,150 This is a windup, ain't it? 132 00:09:45,182 --> 00:09:48,446 It's a fucking birthday windup. 133 00:09:50,879 --> 00:09:52,286 There's no windup, kid. 134 00:09:55,359 --> 00:09:56,190 Keys. 135 00:10:33,150 --> 00:10:35,454 Just what exactly do you expect me to do? 136 00:10:35,486 --> 00:10:38,110 Well, you got to help me. 137 00:10:38,142 --> 00:10:40,382 You and me, right? 138 00:10:40,415 --> 00:10:42,238 We're just gonna get rid of it. 139 00:10:42,270 --> 00:10:43,134 Now. 140 00:10:43,774 --> 00:10:44,926 In the sea, on the moors, anywhere. 141 00:10:44,958 --> 00:10:46,750 We'll burn the car. 142 00:10:46,815 --> 00:10:49,918 We'll just tell the police it were nicked. 143 00:10:49,950 --> 00:10:52,190 You've got to drive, kid, 'cause I'm well over the limit. 144 00:10:52,222 --> 00:10:55,006 No, no, no fucking way. 145 00:10:55,038 --> 00:10:57,118 No, no, no, no, no, no. 146 00:10:57,150 --> 00:10:59,806 After what you fucking did to me? 147 00:11:02,495 --> 00:11:05,246 Fuck, whoever that is, I'm not here. 148 00:11:05,278 --> 00:11:06,174 Right? 149 00:11:08,606 --> 00:11:10,782 Please, kid, okay? 150 00:11:12,478 --> 00:11:13,374 Okay? 151 00:11:41,438 --> 00:11:42,847 Hi, Clarence. 152 00:11:42,879 --> 00:11:44,062 A bit late for a social visit. 153 00:11:44,094 --> 00:11:46,110 It ain't a social, Greg. 154 00:11:57,279 --> 00:11:59,710 So London never worked out, then? 155 00:12:01,055 --> 00:12:01,951 Yeah. 156 00:12:03,935 --> 00:12:04,831 It was great. 157 00:12:05,855 --> 00:12:07,486 Just time to move on. 158 00:12:07,518 --> 00:12:09,566 Yeah? 159 00:12:09,598 --> 00:12:10,558 Maybe move back. 160 00:12:13,535 --> 00:12:14,431 Aw. 161 00:12:15,678 --> 00:12:18,942 You got a little one. 162 00:12:18,974 --> 00:12:19,838 Abby. 163 00:12:20,670 --> 00:12:22,878 A little girl, four months old. 164 00:12:24,446 --> 00:12:26,622 When's the last time you had a proper bit of kip? 165 00:12:26,654 --> 00:12:29,086 About four months ago. 166 00:12:29,118 --> 00:12:30,366 Poor cock. 167 00:12:33,022 --> 00:12:34,974 It's your birthday, is it? 168 00:12:35,006 --> 00:12:38,846 Yeah, born exactly 45 years, nine minutes ago. 169 00:12:40,638 --> 00:12:42,174 Hold on, you were born midnight Halloween? 170 00:12:42,206 --> 00:12:44,319 Doesn't that make you some sort of a witch? 171 00:12:44,351 --> 00:12:46,654 Yeah, something like that. 172 00:12:53,406 --> 00:12:54,558 Very nice. 173 00:12:57,854 --> 00:12:59,901 Punching above your weight a bit in here? 174 00:12:59,934 --> 00:13:02,399 Daisy never had a chance. 175 00:13:02,430 --> 00:13:03,678 How is Daisy? 176 00:13:03,710 --> 00:13:05,886 Like you give a shit about my sister. 177 00:13:10,303 --> 00:13:12,030 So what's going on? 178 00:13:12,063 --> 00:13:16,190 Well, we're looking for your brother. 179 00:13:17,951 --> 00:13:19,775 You haven't seen him, have you? 180 00:13:19,807 --> 00:13:21,438 Nah. 181 00:13:21,470 --> 00:13:22,430 Haven't seen him for months. 182 00:13:22,462 --> 00:13:24,510 We had a fallout when I first moved back. 183 00:13:24,575 --> 00:13:28,287 That's weird 'cause his car's outside. 184 00:13:35,199 --> 00:13:36,063 Okay. 185 00:13:36,959 --> 00:13:40,446 Okay, yeah, yeah, he popped 'round about an hour ago, 186 00:13:40,478 --> 00:13:43,166 just to say happy birthday, mate. 187 00:13:45,021 --> 00:13:46,430 He was hammered. 188 00:13:46,462 --> 00:13:48,734 Properly hammered and he was trying to drive to the Strand, 189 00:13:48,766 --> 00:13:51,902 and I said no, no way, you know, not in that state. 190 00:13:51,934 --> 00:13:54,143 So I took the keys off him. 191 00:13:55,454 --> 00:13:57,854 Well, they're just over there. 192 00:13:57,886 --> 00:14:02,270 That's weird, 'cause the fuck knows what's happened to them. 193 00:14:06,270 --> 00:14:08,446 He then got in a taxi. 194 00:14:08,478 --> 00:14:09,599 And that's it. 195 00:14:14,974 --> 00:14:16,574 So the rumours are true. 196 00:14:18,942 --> 00:14:22,143 You've turned into a boring cunt. 197 00:14:26,111 --> 00:14:27,198 Huh? 198 00:14:33,374 --> 00:14:34,463 Come with me. 199 00:15:01,054 --> 00:15:01,950 Jesus. 200 00:15:04,990 --> 00:15:07,006 I didn't know there was a market for the grunt mags anymore 201 00:15:07,071 --> 00:15:08,574 with Internet and all that. 202 00:15:13,919 --> 00:15:15,614 Maybe there's a certain... 203 00:15:15,646 --> 00:15:18,014 He saw one kick and was sort of nostalgic. 204 00:15:18,045 --> 00:15:20,958 You know, like hipsters getting back into vinyl. 205 00:15:32,190 --> 00:15:35,167 Fuck, lads, lads, I seriously. 206 00:15:35,199 --> 00:15:36,734 Shh. 207 00:15:42,750 --> 00:15:45,342 Let's just give your brother a ring, shall we? 208 00:16:00,927 --> 00:16:02,334 Cock Womble. 209 00:16:03,165 --> 00:16:04,318 Dear, oh dear. 210 00:16:04,350 --> 00:16:05,887 We're gonna have to search your gaff. 211 00:16:05,950 --> 00:16:07,230 I don't what Dan's been up to. 212 00:16:07,261 --> 00:16:09,981 There's the baby and my wife's upstairs, 213 00:16:10,014 --> 00:16:11,391 and seriously, you don't want to... 214 00:16:11,423 --> 00:16:13,054 I don't give a shit. 215 00:16:19,935 --> 00:16:23,263 Lesley, stay and watch him, will you? 216 00:16:23,325 --> 00:16:24,927 And don't you worry. 217 00:16:24,959 --> 00:16:26,622 I'll be as quiet as a dormouse. 218 00:16:27,326 --> 00:16:30,654 Clarence, please, I cannot let you go upstairs with that. 219 00:16:30,687 --> 00:16:31,870 Seriously. 220 00:16:31,903 --> 00:16:34,206 No, listen, you fucking, you fucking touch them... 221 00:16:34,237 --> 00:16:36,094 And you what? 222 00:16:36,830 --> 00:16:39,231 Please, leave the weapon. 223 00:18:12,479 --> 00:18:14,781 Let me go to her, please. 224 00:18:38,718 --> 00:18:40,991 You are coming with us. 225 00:18:41,022 --> 00:18:41,887 No! 226 00:18:41,918 --> 00:18:43,614 This ain't up for discussion, mate. 227 00:18:43,645 --> 00:18:44,991 Boss wants to see you. 228 00:18:45,023 --> 00:18:46,334 What, you mean Damo? 229 00:18:46,398 --> 00:18:48,510 Damo, what, you really are outta touch, ain't you? 230 00:18:48,541 --> 00:18:50,783 Jesus, no, that guy got shot years ago. 231 00:18:50,814 --> 00:18:54,174 Now our new boss, mate, she's something else. 232 00:18:54,205 --> 00:18:56,125 You may even like her. 233 00:20:57,215 --> 00:21:02,398 Welcome to my parlour, said the spider to the fly. 234 00:21:07,390 --> 00:21:08,735 It stands here. 235 00:21:09,695 --> 00:21:10,590 Here. 236 00:21:13,023 --> 00:21:14,526 Hmm. 237 00:21:14,558 --> 00:21:17,246 You're a pretty one, aren't you? 238 00:21:17,279 --> 00:21:19,678 But obviously a bit old for me. 239 00:21:24,765 --> 00:21:25,855 That's better. 240 00:21:26,558 --> 00:21:28,991 I don't like the surly ones. 241 00:21:29,022 --> 00:21:32,254 Oh, the surly ones, they bring out the worst in me. 242 00:21:33,118 --> 00:21:35,775 You're gonna have to tell me something, Gregory, 243 00:21:35,807 --> 00:21:39,647 and no fibbing, mind, 'cause I'll know, 244 00:21:39,678 --> 00:21:43,647 and then things will become less agreeable. 245 00:21:43,678 --> 00:21:47,614 You need to tell me where your brother Danny is. 246 00:21:47,647 --> 00:21:48,543 Listen... 247 00:21:49,151 --> 00:21:53,022 Don't fucking tell me to listen, you little fucking prick! 248 00:21:54,303 --> 00:21:55,198 I'm sorry. 249 00:21:56,350 --> 00:21:57,599 Sorry. 250 00:21:57,630 --> 00:22:00,285 He came over to the house a couple of hours ago 251 00:22:00,318 --> 00:22:01,375 just to wish me happy birthday 252 00:22:01,406 --> 00:22:03,742 and then he got in a cab to the Strand 253 00:22:03,774 --> 00:22:06,910 and that's all I know. 254 00:22:06,943 --> 00:22:08,351 Do you know, Gregory, 255 00:22:09,150 --> 00:22:14,302 there's only one thing I love more than Ronnie here, 256 00:22:15,006 --> 00:22:18,111 and that would be my son, Baxter. 257 00:22:19,742 --> 00:22:22,686 And the last I heard from Baxter, 258 00:22:22,718 --> 00:22:25,535 he was heading off to see your Dan 259 00:22:25,566 --> 00:22:27,198 to talk about something heavy. 260 00:22:27,230 --> 00:22:28,734 His words, man. 261 00:22:28,767 --> 00:22:30,398 And he hasn't been seen since. 262 00:22:31,743 --> 00:22:34,014 And he's not answering his calls, 263 00:22:34,046 --> 00:22:37,246 and now, nor is your brother. 264 00:22:39,262 --> 00:22:40,158 Listen. 265 00:22:41,565 --> 00:22:43,390 He left his phone at the house. 266 00:22:43,453 --> 00:22:46,751 I know where he left his fucking phone! 267 00:22:52,222 --> 00:22:56,286 What he said about Karen is true. 268 00:23:01,790 --> 00:23:05,086 Oh, Gregory, you were about three seconds away 269 00:23:05,118 --> 00:23:07,327 from getting a blind dog for Christmas. 270 00:23:10,078 --> 00:23:11,550 Look, Clarence here tells me 271 00:23:11,582 --> 00:23:14,270 that Dan's slut works over town. 272 00:23:14,334 --> 00:23:17,375 So maybe, just maybe, your story stacks up. 273 00:23:17,406 --> 00:23:21,885 I would suggest you start your inquiries with her. 274 00:23:23,550 --> 00:23:25,470 Now you listen. 275 00:23:27,550 --> 00:23:30,719 If my son or your brother 276 00:23:30,782 --> 00:23:35,038 are not standing where you are by 2:00 a.m., 277 00:23:37,982 --> 00:23:40,093 I'm gonna let you choose 278 00:23:41,438 --> 00:23:45,182 if your wife or your little girl dies first. 279 00:23:54,686 --> 00:23:58,878 And son, don't try and do a runner 280 00:24:00,382 --> 00:24:05,118 'cause I'll split you from here to here. 281 00:24:07,614 --> 00:24:08,478 Understood? 282 00:24:42,558 --> 00:24:47,742 Trick or treat. 283 00:24:51,518 --> 00:24:53,279 What the fuck are you doing? 284 00:24:53,310 --> 00:24:54,974 Keep your eyes on the road. 285 00:24:57,215 --> 00:25:02,398 So Daisy tells me you were a bit naughty back in the day. 286 00:25:02,654 --> 00:25:03,710 Oh, really? 287 00:25:04,734 --> 00:25:07,710 Found out soon enough I wasn't built for that kind of caper. 288 00:25:07,742 --> 00:25:08,606 Yeah? 289 00:25:09,662 --> 00:25:11,454 - What happened? - Nothing. 290 00:25:11,486 --> 00:25:13,822 Nah, nah, nah, come on, tell me. 291 00:25:14,814 --> 00:25:15,711 Oi. 292 00:25:16,638 --> 00:25:19,294 Tell me. 293 00:25:21,119 --> 00:25:24,671 Well, one day about nine years ago, 294 00:25:24,703 --> 00:25:26,175 Damo asked me to come along with him 295 00:25:26,206 --> 00:25:27,198 to pick up some goodies. 296 00:25:27,231 --> 00:25:30,078 So we drive off, meet some bloke in the woods 297 00:25:30,111 --> 00:25:33,726 to do a deal, but Damo, he don't wanna do a deal. 298 00:25:33,758 --> 00:25:36,191 No, no, no, he's got something else on his mind. 299 00:25:36,223 --> 00:25:37,310 Before anyone said a word, 300 00:25:37,342 --> 00:25:38,302 he's just got this screwdriver out, 301 00:25:38,366 --> 00:25:40,798 it's like really working him. 302 00:25:44,670 --> 00:25:46,814 And I so wanted to stop Damo. 303 00:25:50,430 --> 00:25:52,574 But I didn't, and that poor bastard, 304 00:25:52,606 --> 00:25:55,359 he just slipped away right in front of me. 305 00:25:57,470 --> 00:25:59,742 I went to London two days after that. 306 00:26:04,158 --> 00:26:06,974 So how's fatherhood treating you? 307 00:26:07,006 --> 00:26:07,998 It's... 308 00:26:11,039 --> 00:26:12,608 It's great. 309 00:26:12,639 --> 00:26:13,822 I wouldn't change it for the world. 310 00:26:16,350 --> 00:26:17,759 Yeah? 311 00:26:17,790 --> 00:26:18,686 Right. 312 00:26:19,742 --> 00:26:24,542 Don't you miss it, the buzz, the girls, the fun? 313 00:26:26,366 --> 00:26:30,495 Oh, yeah, yeah. 314 00:26:31,230 --> 00:26:32,831 The sort of stuff I can handle. 315 00:26:32,863 --> 00:26:36,030 Yeah, you can't have your coke and snort it. 316 00:26:36,062 --> 00:26:37,694 You must be bored though, no? 317 00:26:37,726 --> 00:26:39,551 Bored, I'm fucking bored shitless. 318 00:26:40,766 --> 00:26:41,822 My life's a waking nightmare, 319 00:26:41,854 --> 00:26:44,542 it's just duties, obligations, chores. 320 00:26:44,574 --> 00:26:46,398 My old man, before he got himself killed, 321 00:26:46,430 --> 00:26:48,159 did fuck all for us kids. 322 00:26:48,191 --> 00:26:50,622 Didn't change a single nappie, nothing. 323 00:26:50,655 --> 00:26:52,254 Went out, brought home the bacon. 324 00:26:52,286 --> 00:26:53,374 Mom brought us up. 325 00:26:53,406 --> 00:26:55,262 Clear demarcation of roles, 326 00:26:55,294 --> 00:26:57,662 and now, I'm, I mean, it's confused. 327 00:26:57,727 --> 00:27:01,406 So, what do you actually do all day? 328 00:27:01,438 --> 00:27:05,758 I change nappies, I sterilise bottles, night feeds. 329 00:27:05,790 --> 00:27:08,030 It's relentless, it's fucking relentless. 330 00:27:08,062 --> 00:27:11,103 Man like you doing all that stuff, it ain't right. 331 00:27:11,135 --> 00:27:12,830 A man like you 332 00:27:15,454 --> 00:27:17,310 should be out hunting mammoths. 333 00:27:19,775 --> 00:27:20,926 What did you just say? 334 00:27:25,694 --> 00:27:27,966 Turn right here, park over up the right. 335 00:27:36,574 --> 00:27:38,015 Evening gentlemen, table for two? 336 00:27:38,047 --> 00:27:39,230 Yeah, is Karen here? 337 00:27:39,262 --> 00:27:40,575 Yeah, but she's a bit busy at the moment, so... 338 00:27:40,606 --> 00:27:41,246 Back room, right? 339 00:27:56,446 --> 00:27:57,502 How's it going, mate? 340 00:27:57,534 --> 00:27:59,135 Clarence, what are you doing here? 341 00:27:59,167 --> 00:28:00,286 Yeah, Clarence, lad, 342 00:28:00,318 --> 00:28:02,015 I thought you only liked your kippers warm. 343 00:28:02,047 --> 00:28:03,646 Ah, kippers. 344 00:28:03,678 --> 00:28:04,831 You still order kippers? 345 00:28:04,863 --> 00:28:05,758 Hold on a sec. 346 00:28:07,807 --> 00:28:08,958 You take the piss out of me 347 00:28:08,990 --> 00:28:12,446 I'll fuck you up, do you hear me? 348 00:28:12,479 --> 00:28:13,374 On you go. 349 00:28:14,623 --> 00:28:17,630 Boys, boys, boys, how's it going? 350 00:28:32,030 --> 00:28:34,302 What do you recommend? 351 00:28:34,334 --> 00:28:35,262 All of it, sir. 352 00:28:36,222 --> 00:28:37,214 Even the flowers? 353 00:28:39,359 --> 00:28:41,022 Maybe leave those for dessert. 354 00:28:43,134 --> 00:28:43,998 Listen. 355 00:28:45,183 --> 00:28:46,942 Karen, I'm not really here to eat. 356 00:28:46,974 --> 00:28:49,630 I'm supposed to be finding out where your boyfriend is. 357 00:28:49,662 --> 00:28:50,526 Who? 358 00:28:50,558 --> 00:28:51,486 Dan. 359 00:28:51,518 --> 00:28:52,446 Dan Kielty. 360 00:28:52,478 --> 00:28:54,654 Haven't seen him for weeks. 361 00:28:54,687 --> 00:28:55,710 Thought you guys were supposed to be... 362 00:28:55,743 --> 00:28:56,863 No. 363 00:28:56,894 --> 00:28:58,238 Not anymore. 364 00:28:58,270 --> 00:29:01,150 Anyways, I was only ever his bit on the side. 365 00:29:01,182 --> 00:29:02,078 Okay. 366 00:29:03,166 --> 00:29:05,279 Well, thanks. 367 00:29:05,982 --> 00:29:08,541 I hear he's still carrying on with his brother's wife. 368 00:29:15,710 --> 00:29:17,278 What did you just say? 369 00:29:17,310 --> 00:29:20,350 He's having an affair with his brother's wife. 370 00:29:21,342 --> 00:29:23,519 It's the worst kept secret in Blackpool. 371 00:29:23,550 --> 00:29:24,798 Everyone knows. 372 00:29:24,830 --> 00:29:25,886 Everyone knows? 373 00:29:25,918 --> 00:29:26,878 Yeah. 374 00:29:26,910 --> 00:29:28,511 And I doubt the brother's gonna be around 375 00:29:28,543 --> 00:29:29,982 for much longer either. 376 00:29:30,014 --> 00:29:31,359 Gonna be around? 377 00:29:31,423 --> 00:29:33,662 I hear they want him out of the picture. 378 00:29:33,694 --> 00:29:34,590 And soon. 379 00:29:35,646 --> 00:29:38,301 Apparently, he's a right moody bastard. 380 00:29:40,510 --> 00:29:43,070 Listen, there's four boys from Blackburn 381 00:29:43,101 --> 00:29:44,478 turning up to eat soon. 382 00:29:45,535 --> 00:29:47,358 When they're done, I'm free. 383 00:29:47,390 --> 00:29:48,286 Free all night. 384 00:29:51,134 --> 00:29:52,030 Sorry. 385 00:29:53,503 --> 00:29:54,718 Married. 386 00:29:54,750 --> 00:29:57,119 Don't mean you can't have your bit of fun. 387 00:29:57,790 --> 00:30:00,863 No, that's exactly what it means. 388 00:30:03,039 --> 00:30:04,863 She was a stripper, man. 389 00:30:04,895 --> 00:30:06,141 Used to light the light bulbs with... 390 00:30:06,174 --> 00:30:07,839 And he's not heard that mad thing. 391 00:30:07,871 --> 00:30:09,759 They've actually invented a food 392 00:30:09,791 --> 00:30:11,390 that stops women giving blow jobs. 393 00:30:11,423 --> 00:30:12,575 Are you serious? 394 00:30:12,958 --> 00:30:15,263 Seriously, it's called, no, what is it? 395 00:30:15,295 --> 00:30:16,543 That's it, wedding cake. 396 00:30:16,574 --> 00:30:19,678 Psst. 397 00:30:19,710 --> 00:30:21,790 There's another way out in the back. 398 00:30:32,061 --> 00:30:33,567 Thanks. 399 00:30:59,966 --> 00:31:02,685 You look like a man with a lot on his mind. 400 00:31:02,718 --> 00:31:03,678 You have no idea. 401 00:31:03,710 --> 00:31:05,534 Trust me, I've heard it all. 402 00:31:06,974 --> 00:31:08,190 Not this you haven't. 403 00:31:08,223 --> 00:31:09,694 Sounds serious. 404 00:31:10,622 --> 00:31:13,310 I just heard my brother is fucking my wife. 405 00:31:17,759 --> 00:31:21,310 Okay, well, that's serious. 406 00:31:22,014 --> 00:31:24,287 You know, my old man used to say to me, 407 00:31:24,319 --> 00:31:26,846 he said there's three sides to every tale, 408 00:31:26,878 --> 00:31:28,894 his, hers, and the truth. 409 00:31:28,926 --> 00:31:32,383 My advice, don't do anything stupid 410 00:31:32,414 --> 00:31:34,686 until you know the truth, the whole truth. 411 00:31:34,717 --> 00:31:36,927 Too many men in Strangeways doing life 412 00:31:36,959 --> 00:31:38,301 because they did something stupid 413 00:31:38,334 --> 00:31:40,477 when they didn't know the whole truth. 414 00:31:47,901 --> 00:31:49,918 - Ta. - Keep the change. 415 00:31:50,559 --> 00:31:51,614 Thanks. 416 00:31:55,007 --> 00:31:59,581 The fact that you're sitting here right now talking to me, 417 00:32:00,541 --> 00:32:03,390 and the countless million-to-one chance 418 00:32:03,421 --> 00:32:05,855 that it took to bring you into existence 419 00:32:05,887 --> 00:32:09,471 in this desolate, lifeless universe, 420 00:32:09,503 --> 00:32:14,303 I mean, the mathematical impossibility of it. 421 00:32:14,334 --> 00:32:17,407 You don't know it, pal, but just by being alive, 422 00:32:17,439 --> 00:32:19,485 you've already won the lottery. 423 00:32:19,518 --> 00:32:20,574 You're a winner. 424 00:32:22,526 --> 00:32:24,541 Life is a miracle. 425 00:32:25,438 --> 00:32:27,615 Don't throw it all away. 426 00:33:02,814 --> 00:33:05,821 Oh shit. 427 00:33:05,854 --> 00:33:09,054 Fuck, that was close, wasn't it? 428 00:33:09,087 --> 00:33:10,430 You all right? 429 00:33:11,134 --> 00:33:12,030 Kid? 430 00:33:13,983 --> 00:33:14,879 Kid? 431 00:33:26,878 --> 00:33:30,430 Do you remember when we were about 12 432 00:33:30,463 --> 00:33:32,541 and you said you'd seen Dad on the pier 433 00:33:32,574 --> 00:33:34,398 and that he was alive and well and you chatted to him, 434 00:33:36,606 --> 00:33:38,783 and he'd said he'd missed us? 435 00:33:38,814 --> 00:33:40,478 Do you remember when I asked you to look me in the eye 436 00:33:40,542 --> 00:33:43,294 and tell me again, and you couldn't? 437 00:33:44,863 --> 00:33:46,110 You just ran away. 438 00:33:47,901 --> 00:33:49,343 You can't lie to me, kid. 439 00:33:50,685 --> 00:33:53,951 I can see right through you, every time. 440 00:33:55,614 --> 00:33:59,199 So, I'm gonna ask you two questions, 441 00:33:59,230 --> 00:34:00,445 and you're gonna look me right in the eye 442 00:34:00,478 --> 00:34:02,110 and you're gonna tell me the truth, okay? 443 00:34:02,143 --> 00:34:04,414 Look at me. 444 00:34:05,181 --> 00:34:06,591 Okay, first question. 445 00:34:09,950 --> 00:34:11,358 Are you fucking my wife? 446 00:34:13,567 --> 00:34:14,399 You're joking, right? 447 00:34:14,430 --> 00:34:15,870 Answer the question. 448 00:34:16,861 --> 00:34:18,590 Greg, I'll look you in the eye all night long 449 00:34:18,621 --> 00:34:19,967 and I'll give you the same answer. 450 00:34:19,998 --> 00:34:21,214 Well, then tell me. 451 00:34:21,279 --> 00:34:22,143 Say it. 452 00:34:22,174 --> 00:34:24,671 I'm not fucking your wife. 453 00:34:26,687 --> 00:34:27,967 I swear on my life. 454 00:34:28,030 --> 00:34:30,334 Then why the fuck did that human dinner plate 455 00:34:30,367 --> 00:34:32,190 just tell me that you were? 456 00:34:32,221 --> 00:34:32,830 What? 457 00:34:32,894 --> 00:34:33,950 Karen. 458 00:34:35,423 --> 00:34:36,318 Karen. 459 00:34:37,087 --> 00:34:40,158 Karen is the biggest shit stirrer in Blackpool. 460 00:34:40,191 --> 00:34:41,151 Fuck that. 461 00:34:41,183 --> 00:34:42,238 In the county. 462 00:34:42,270 --> 00:34:44,541 I'm not exactly her favourite person right now. 463 00:34:44,574 --> 00:34:45,951 She'd have clocked you the minute you walked in, 464 00:34:45,983 --> 00:34:48,285 and there's no way that she's gonna miss an opportunity 465 00:34:48,349 --> 00:34:51,294 to use you to fuck with me. 466 00:34:52,063 --> 00:34:53,535 Karen, kid. 467 00:34:56,221 --> 00:34:57,085 Come on. 468 00:35:00,478 --> 00:35:01,374 Okay. 469 00:35:02,334 --> 00:35:03,805 Okay. 470 00:35:03,838 --> 00:35:04,798 Geez. 471 00:35:05,055 --> 00:35:08,063 Second question, is the poor cunt in the boot, Baxter. 472 00:35:11,550 --> 00:35:12,190 Yeah. 473 00:35:12,223 --> 00:35:13,309 Fuck! 474 00:35:15,007 --> 00:35:16,382 Why, Dan? 475 00:35:16,415 --> 00:35:17,310 Why? 476 00:35:18,078 --> 00:35:19,998 This goes no further. 477 00:35:20,029 --> 00:35:21,598 Not even to Gemma, right? 478 00:35:22,687 --> 00:35:25,055 Last year, I got nicked with four Ks, 479 00:35:25,725 --> 00:35:29,758 and you know I can't do that kind of time. 480 00:35:29,822 --> 00:35:32,670 And your Baxter, right, he's heard something 481 00:35:32,735 --> 00:35:34,878 and he comes 'round today, 482 00:35:34,911 --> 00:35:37,119 and he starts throwing accusations at me. 483 00:35:39,070 --> 00:35:40,351 So you killed him? 484 00:35:41,214 --> 00:35:42,974 I thought he was your mate. 485 00:35:46,941 --> 00:35:48,670 I didn't mean to. 486 00:35:54,751 --> 00:35:57,214 An accident, with a pipe. 487 00:35:57,247 --> 00:35:59,358 You're a fucking prick. 488 00:35:59,389 --> 00:36:00,414 You've killed us all. 489 00:36:00,445 --> 00:36:01,502 No, no, no, no, no, no, you listen. 490 00:36:01,535 --> 00:36:03,165 Listen, I thought of a way out, right. 491 00:36:03,198 --> 00:36:04,318 I've put the body back in the boot. 492 00:36:04,351 --> 00:36:06,398 We dump it near the Anderson's 493 00:36:06,431 --> 00:36:08,255 Ms. Ferguson assumes it was them that killed him. 494 00:36:08,286 --> 00:36:10,463 Nothing to do with us, we keep still, we'll be all right. 495 00:36:10,494 --> 00:36:11,550 I might be able to do that, 496 00:36:11,583 --> 00:36:12,861 but you, they'll come asking for you 497 00:36:12,894 --> 00:36:14,749 and you can't lie for fucking shit. 498 00:36:14,781 --> 00:36:16,669 I'm a better liar than you think. 499 00:36:16,701 --> 00:36:17,918 A lot better. 500 00:36:18,782 --> 00:36:20,541 Who's the other glass for? 501 00:36:23,358 --> 00:36:24,542 Well, it's for you, innit? 502 00:36:24,575 --> 00:36:26,591 I knew you'd be back at some point. 503 00:36:30,495 --> 00:36:32,958 So, what do you think? 504 00:36:34,558 --> 00:36:36,287 Well, I suppose if this plan of yours doesn't work, 505 00:36:36,318 --> 00:36:39,071 I know we'll have to leave the UK, right? 506 00:36:39,102 --> 00:36:40,734 Maybe, why, what are you getting at? 507 00:36:40,765 --> 00:36:43,614 Then maybe we're gonna head to Europe or something. 508 00:36:43,645 --> 00:36:45,118 You know, split up. 509 00:36:45,822 --> 00:36:50,173 Maybe you take Gemma and the baby, meet up later. 510 00:36:50,205 --> 00:36:52,093 Something like that. 511 00:36:53,214 --> 00:36:55,391 What were you looking at when I came in? 512 00:36:56,511 --> 00:36:57,407 Nothing. 513 00:36:59,231 --> 00:37:00,126 Honest. 514 00:37:02,302 --> 00:37:03,198 All right. 515 00:37:04,191 --> 00:37:06,525 I'm looking at bad porn. 516 00:37:08,062 --> 00:37:09,150 Embarrassing. 517 00:37:09,183 --> 00:37:10,782 With the little one upstairs. 518 00:37:13,887 --> 00:37:16,607 You still use your birthday every time, right? 519 00:37:34,110 --> 00:37:35,167 The nasty bastard's outside. 520 00:37:35,198 --> 00:37:36,510 We've got to get you and your car 521 00:37:36,542 --> 00:37:37,566 the fuck out of here right now. 522 00:37:37,598 --> 00:37:40,030 Listen to me, I'll take Gemma's car. 523 00:37:40,063 --> 00:37:42,045 He'll follow me, then you take your motor 524 00:37:42,078 --> 00:37:44,222 and wait for me at the north end of Pear Lane. 525 00:37:44,255 --> 00:37:45,949 I'll stop next to the south end, 526 00:37:45,981 --> 00:37:48,862 wait until he parks up, then run over to you, okay? 527 00:37:57,343 --> 00:37:59,615 - No fucking way. - Take it. 528 00:38:00,831 --> 00:38:02,302 It's not a game. 529 00:38:14,206 --> 00:38:15,645 We can do this. 530 00:38:16,350 --> 00:38:17,598 I know I can. 531 00:38:17,629 --> 00:38:19,679 It's you I'm worried about. 532 00:38:21,438 --> 00:38:23,070 I'm not finished with you yet. 533 00:41:29,278 --> 00:41:30,750 Get in! 534 00:41:30,782 --> 00:41:33,054 Get the fuck out of here, now, now, now! 535 00:41:44,670 --> 00:41:46,046 Better get off the road. 536 00:42:00,798 --> 00:42:03,678 Why, oh, why did you come 'round tonight? 537 00:42:03,711 --> 00:42:05,470 Just when I thought I'd reached rock bottom, 538 00:42:05,502 --> 00:42:06,462 then you turn up. 539 00:42:06,495 --> 00:42:08,638 Yeah, well, it's when you hit rock bottom 540 00:42:08,670 --> 00:42:11,295 that you make changes. 541 00:42:11,326 --> 00:42:12,190 Positive changes. 542 00:42:12,222 --> 00:42:14,142 What the fuck you talking about? 543 00:42:15,870 --> 00:42:17,854 You know I'm always there for you, kid. 544 00:42:19,582 --> 00:42:20,574 You know that, don't you? 545 00:42:20,639 --> 00:42:21,694 I thought you were, 546 00:42:21,726 --> 00:42:23,614 till that last little stunt you pulled. 547 00:42:23,646 --> 00:42:24,542 Oh, listen. 548 00:42:24,702 --> 00:42:27,806 I've apologised for that a thousand times, Greg. 549 00:42:29,023 --> 00:42:30,782 In a bad place back then. 550 00:42:30,814 --> 00:42:31,774 Yeah? 551 00:42:32,126 --> 00:42:35,039 Well, I'm in a pretty fucking bad place right now. 552 00:42:35,518 --> 00:42:36,414 This life. 553 00:42:38,014 --> 00:42:39,326 You know you're not cut out for it, don't you? 554 00:42:39,358 --> 00:42:41,726 Yeah, I know that, Greg, and that's why I want out. 555 00:42:41,758 --> 00:42:43,838 - Badly. - Then do it, 556 00:42:43,870 --> 00:42:46,303 because in this line of work, you've gotta be ruthless. 557 00:42:46,334 --> 00:42:50,782 No conscience, no remorse, no guilt, nothing. 558 00:42:50,814 --> 00:42:52,190 I'm sorry, Dan. 559 00:42:52,222 --> 00:42:54,718 You just don't fit the bill. 560 00:42:56,382 --> 00:42:58,366 You don't know how lucky you are, mate. 561 00:42:58,398 --> 00:42:59,422 Hm? 562 00:43:00,575 --> 00:43:05,950 What I wouldn't give to live your nice, cosy, simple life. 563 00:43:10,014 --> 00:43:12,318 What I wouldn't give to have what you've got. 564 00:43:20,158 --> 00:43:22,462 Well, you might not believe this, 565 00:43:22,494 --> 00:43:24,414 but while I'm scraping baby shit from me fingernails, 566 00:43:24,446 --> 00:43:25,663 it's you I think about. 567 00:43:25,694 --> 00:43:26,846 Oh geeze. 568 00:43:28,158 --> 00:43:30,686 My next 20 years are mapped out. 569 00:43:30,718 --> 00:43:33,470 I think about your life and the good old days. 570 00:43:33,502 --> 00:43:37,342 No responsibilities, no mortgage, no baby, no wife, 571 00:43:37,374 --> 00:43:39,103 no mundane routine. 572 00:43:39,134 --> 00:43:42,847 What you have is spontaneity, freedom, fun. 573 00:43:42,911 --> 00:43:44,350 What a joy that'd be. 574 00:43:44,382 --> 00:43:45,054 Really? 575 00:43:45,086 --> 00:43:46,238 There's not a day goes by 576 00:43:46,270 --> 00:43:47,743 I don't think about getting on a plane 577 00:43:47,774 --> 00:43:49,182 and heading off to Rio. 578 00:43:51,583 --> 00:43:54,622 Just me, my passport, and a wad of cash. 579 00:43:55,902 --> 00:43:59,006 Grass is always greener, right? 580 00:44:00,254 --> 00:44:02,334 Yeah, I guess it is. 581 00:44:02,975 --> 00:44:06,526 Thing is, mate, my life's not all swimming with dolphins 582 00:44:06,558 --> 00:44:08,286 and orgies on superyachts. 583 00:44:09,150 --> 00:44:10,655 I stay all drunk and seedy 584 00:44:10,687 --> 00:44:13,246 bunked up in budget hotel in Blackpool. 585 00:44:16,286 --> 00:44:17,790 Oh shit. 586 00:44:17,822 --> 00:44:20,191 What the fuck are we gonna do? 587 00:44:20,223 --> 00:44:21,119 Keep calm. 588 00:44:22,462 --> 00:44:23,870 The body's still in there, right? 589 00:44:23,902 --> 00:44:25,406 Yes. 590 00:44:25,438 --> 00:44:26,174 Okay. 591 00:44:26,206 --> 00:44:27,742 Remember how this goes. 592 00:44:27,774 --> 00:44:29,246 He'll come to your side first. 593 00:44:29,278 --> 00:44:31,006 Easy does it, wind the window down 594 00:44:31,038 --> 00:44:33,470 and calmly explain we're heading home after a party. 595 00:44:33,502 --> 00:44:36,479 Tell him you gave up booze three years ago, okay? 596 00:44:37,503 --> 00:44:39,614 Look him straight in the eye. 597 00:44:39,646 --> 00:44:44,734 Slow and stern, is there a problem, officer? 598 00:44:44,766 --> 00:44:45,662 Repeat. 599 00:44:46,462 --> 00:44:47,806 Is there a problem, officer? 600 00:44:47,838 --> 00:44:48,510 Again. 601 00:44:48,574 --> 00:44:49,470 Is there a problem, officer? 602 00:44:49,502 --> 00:44:51,166 Okay, here he comes. 603 00:45:00,126 --> 00:45:01,758 Is there a roblem, ossifer? 604 00:45:01,790 --> 00:45:02,974 Pardon? 605 00:45:03,741 --> 00:45:06,494 Is there a problem, officer? 606 00:45:07,742 --> 00:45:09,534 Well, that depends, sir. 607 00:45:10,175 --> 00:45:12,734 Have you consumed any alcohol tonight? 608 00:45:12,766 --> 00:45:13,662 No, sir. 609 00:45:15,230 --> 00:45:17,342 I haven't had a drink in three years. 610 00:45:22,814 --> 00:45:23,711 Really? 611 00:45:24,350 --> 00:45:27,134 Well, maybe that's just bullshit I can smell then. 612 00:45:28,190 --> 00:45:30,621 And may I ask what you two gentlemen are up to 613 00:45:30,654 --> 00:45:32,030 at this late hour? 614 00:45:32,062 --> 00:45:36,510 We're just brothers, just having a chat, officer. 615 00:45:40,959 --> 00:45:42,302 Licence, please. 616 00:45:53,886 --> 00:45:54,942 Keys, please. 617 00:45:58,686 --> 00:45:59,614 Stay there. 618 00:46:01,887 --> 00:46:03,678 Some fucking gangster you are. 619 00:46:08,831 --> 00:46:09,886 Roger that. 620 00:46:13,982 --> 00:46:16,511 So, Peregrine Morgan of Wellington, 621 00:46:16,574 --> 00:46:17,598 before I breathalyse you, 622 00:46:17,630 --> 00:46:19,391 I just have one further question. 623 00:46:20,063 --> 00:46:23,263 Is there anything in this car that shouldn't be there? 624 00:46:23,326 --> 00:46:24,414 Don't think so. 625 00:46:24,446 --> 00:46:26,622 You don't think so. 626 00:46:26,654 --> 00:46:27,807 Definitely not. 627 00:46:28,927 --> 00:46:31,101 Please get out and open the boot. 628 00:46:37,790 --> 00:46:39,102 You stay there. 629 00:46:56,894 --> 00:46:58,334 In your own time, sir. 630 00:47:10,654 --> 00:47:12,702 This side of Christmas would be nice. 631 00:47:22,078 --> 00:47:23,679 Was that fucking gangster enough for you, eh? 632 00:47:36,767 --> 00:47:37,727 I need to piss. 633 00:47:37,950 --> 00:47:40,830 No, we need to get the fuck out of here now. 634 00:48:03,039 --> 00:48:04,318 Today's society is blighted 635 00:48:04,350 --> 00:48:06,974 by an epidemic of depression, and it is often men, 636 00:48:07,005 --> 00:48:08,478 especially those who have been programmed 637 00:48:08,543 --> 00:48:12,094 not to speak about their feelings, they struggle to cope. 638 00:48:12,126 --> 00:48:15,198 This repressed mental anguish can become untenable 639 00:48:15,231 --> 00:48:16,479 as men approach middle age 640 00:48:16,510 --> 00:48:19,518 and they realise that their dreams will never be fulfilled. 641 00:48:19,550 --> 00:48:23,135 Subsequently, suicide is now the single biggest killer 642 00:48:23,167 --> 00:48:25,597 of males under the age of 45. 643 00:48:25,630 --> 00:48:28,607 At Wake Up Call, we provide a range of services 644 00:48:28,638 --> 00:48:31,038 designed to read into the client's mindset. 645 00:48:31,070 --> 00:48:33,950 For example, we stage-manage extreme scenarios 646 00:48:33,981 --> 00:48:36,157 incorporating acquaintances of the client 647 00:48:36,190 --> 00:48:39,678 designed to sabotage destructive patterns of behaviour. 648 00:48:51,774 --> 00:48:52,830 You all right? 649 00:48:54,270 --> 00:48:55,134 Yeah. 650 00:48:58,174 --> 00:49:01,534 Has Gemma told you I've not been feeling right recently? 651 00:49:01,567 --> 00:49:02,814 No, I haven't spoken to her since... 652 00:49:02,846 --> 00:49:04,734 I know she's worried about me. 653 00:49:04,766 --> 00:49:06,781 Thinks I'm having some sort of breakdown. 654 00:49:06,814 --> 00:49:09,501 Talking about couple's counselling, NLP, 655 00:49:09,566 --> 00:49:11,454 all that kind of bollocks. 656 00:49:12,318 --> 00:49:14,910 Of course, I'd never go down that road willingly. 657 00:49:18,110 --> 00:49:18,943 I don't get it. 658 00:49:18,974 --> 00:49:20,030 I think you do. 659 00:49:20,061 --> 00:49:22,045 No, Greg, I really don't. 660 00:49:22,110 --> 00:49:23,487 Just when I'm getting fucked off 661 00:49:23,519 --> 00:49:24,607 with this dull life of mine 662 00:49:24,639 --> 00:49:26,175 and harking back to the good old days, 663 00:49:26,207 --> 00:49:28,926 I'm suddenly shown in an oh so fucking clear way 664 00:49:28,957 --> 00:49:32,094 that the good old days really aren't that good after all. 665 00:49:33,279 --> 00:49:34,174 You've lost me, mate. 666 00:49:34,207 --> 00:49:36,094 Don't treat me like a fool. 667 00:49:36,127 --> 00:49:38,558 Clarence, he played it about right. 668 00:49:38,591 --> 00:49:41,374 Might not get an Oscar, maybe a 669 00:49:41,438 --> 00:49:42,943 And Ms. Ferguson, Jesus Christ. 670 00:49:42,974 --> 00:49:45,727 Any hammier, I'd have brought out the Dijon. 671 00:49:45,759 --> 00:49:48,703 You think it's a wind-up? 672 00:49:48,734 --> 00:49:50,590 Give me the keys, time to get back to Strand. 673 00:49:50,623 --> 00:49:52,254 It must be getting really stuffy in there. 674 00:49:52,287 --> 00:49:53,598 Are you mad? 675 00:49:53,630 --> 00:49:55,230 His head's a bloody mess. 676 00:49:56,541 --> 00:49:58,686 All right, if you want, I'll show you. 677 00:50:01,501 --> 00:50:02,655 Now this fellow's okay. 678 00:50:02,718 --> 00:50:05,471 He's no De Niro, six or seven out of 10, tops. 679 00:50:05,535 --> 00:50:08,061 Let's face it, he's got a fuck-all dialogue. 680 00:50:09,790 --> 00:50:10,941 I was just telling Dan here 681 00:50:10,974 --> 00:50:12,318 you probably shouldn't give up the day job. 682 00:50:12,351 --> 00:50:15,263 Tom Cruise isn't exactly quaking in his little boots. 683 00:50:16,127 --> 00:50:17,758 Oh, fucking hell! 684 00:50:25,054 --> 00:50:27,421 Lesley, you don't seriously think that I had something 685 00:50:27,454 --> 00:50:29,727 to do with Baxter's disappearance, do you? 686 00:50:35,423 --> 00:50:37,918 I don't get paid to think. 687 00:50:38,878 --> 00:50:40,191 Yeah, but that doesn't mean you can't think 688 00:50:40,223 --> 00:50:42,750 for yourself on your own time, sort of thing, does it? 689 00:50:42,781 --> 00:50:45,501 How can you possibly do that? 690 00:50:45,534 --> 00:50:48,063 That would be the intellectual equivalent of moonlighting, 691 00:50:48,094 --> 00:50:49,438 and as long as I'm on company time, 692 00:50:49,470 --> 00:50:51,039 I'll do what's required of me. 693 00:50:51,103 --> 00:50:52,511 That's a bit limiting, isn't it? 694 00:50:52,542 --> 00:50:55,005 Look, every gang needs its silent, nasty-looking bastard, 695 00:50:55,038 --> 00:50:56,478 and when I joined Ms. Ferguson's outfit, 696 00:50:56,511 --> 00:51:00,829 that was only vacancy available, so you make do, don't you? 697 00:51:00,861 --> 00:51:02,015 You basically saying we should all 698 00:51:02,047 --> 00:51:04,127 just accept our allocated role? 699 00:51:05,439 --> 00:51:07,071 Not for society as a whole. 700 00:51:07,103 --> 00:51:09,822 That would be akin to living in a quasi-feudal system. 701 00:51:09,855 --> 00:51:12,030 However, the corporate wheels run smoother 702 00:51:12,063 --> 00:51:14,014 if employees simply accept their lot. 703 00:51:14,047 --> 00:51:15,390 The stoics of ancient Greece 704 00:51:15,422 --> 00:51:17,471 such as Seneca and Marcus Aurelius... 705 00:51:17,502 --> 00:51:19,551 You mean that fellow in Gladiator? 706 00:51:21,790 --> 00:51:23,774 Those fellows argued very cogently 707 00:51:23,805 --> 00:51:25,630 that to break the natural order of things 708 00:51:25,663 --> 00:51:27,102 simply results in chaos, 709 00:51:27,135 --> 00:51:29,151 and that's the last thing Ms. Ferguson needs. 710 00:51:29,183 --> 00:51:32,254 Well, if she did engage that impressive brain of yours, 711 00:51:32,287 --> 00:51:33,726 you would realise that Dan here 712 00:51:33,758 --> 00:51:35,903 wouldn't dream of harming Baxter. 713 00:51:37,119 --> 00:51:38,269 Well, that just may be, 714 00:51:38,301 --> 00:51:40,189 but seeing how this conversation on gambit 715 00:51:40,221 --> 00:51:43,101 is a rather clumsy attempt to persuade me to let you go, 716 00:51:43,134 --> 00:51:47,198 your innocence or otherwise means nothing. 717 00:51:47,231 --> 00:51:50,654 Releasing you is illogical, so we'll cease discussing it. 718 00:51:52,414 --> 00:51:53,982 - Okay. - Fair enough. 719 00:51:54,718 --> 00:51:58,398 And you, dafty, no funny business. 720 00:51:58,461 --> 00:52:00,990 I have my finger on the trigger of a loaded revolver 721 00:52:01,023 --> 00:52:02,847 pointing at the base of your spine. 722 00:52:03,934 --> 00:52:05,406 I'd appreciate it if you'd keep stumm 723 00:52:05,438 --> 00:52:07,903 about our conversation when we reach our destination. 724 00:52:07,934 --> 00:52:10,238 I'm the silent nasty one, remember? 725 00:52:17,918 --> 00:52:20,414 Baxter ran away from home once, you know. 726 00:52:20,445 --> 00:52:21,565 Just 12 years old. 727 00:52:21,599 --> 00:52:23,293 I've never been so scared in all my life. 728 00:52:23,325 --> 00:52:25,822 Two days past, he still hadn't come back. 729 00:52:25,854 --> 00:52:26,943 I was in pieces. 730 00:52:26,974 --> 00:52:29,023 No more balls back then, man. 731 00:52:29,053 --> 00:52:31,839 I thought the little bugger had been kidnapped. 732 00:52:31,870 --> 00:52:33,981 Later, on the second day, 733 00:52:34,014 --> 00:52:36,829 he comes strolling into the house. 734 00:52:36,861 --> 00:52:39,774 Get this. 735 00:52:39,805 --> 00:52:41,759 He said he'd been to look at the sea. 736 00:52:41,791 --> 00:52:44,958 But not just here, mind, on the east coast. 737 00:52:44,991 --> 00:52:46,847 He wanted to see if it looked the same. 738 00:52:46,878 --> 00:52:49,119 He'd been to Grimsby and back, fucking Grimsby. 739 00:52:52,830 --> 00:52:54,109 12 years old. 740 00:52:55,965 --> 00:52:59,295 There's something special of that boy. 741 00:53:01,118 --> 00:53:02,430 Always has been. 742 00:53:06,621 --> 00:53:08,062 You little prick! 743 00:53:08,094 --> 00:53:10,911 Running away was a real big fucking mistake. 744 00:53:10,942 --> 00:53:12,702 That's the spirit, Clarence. 745 00:53:12,767 --> 00:53:14,495 You'll get best supporting actor for this, right? 746 00:53:14,526 --> 00:53:18,175 Oh dear, you are really gonna get your fucking... 747 00:53:18,206 --> 00:53:21,630 Gently does it, Clarence. 748 00:53:21,694 --> 00:53:23,550 Plenty of time for that. 749 00:54:08,062 --> 00:54:09,630 Have you boys seen "Scarface?" 750 00:54:10,654 --> 00:54:13,215 It's gotta be one of me favourites. 751 00:54:13,246 --> 00:54:14,879 It's a classic. 752 00:54:15,709 --> 00:54:18,046 A fucking classic! 753 00:54:18,078 --> 00:54:21,118 You know the scene where Al Pacino was forced to watch 754 00:54:21,150 --> 00:54:23,967 his buddy getting chopped in half with a chainsaw? 755 00:54:28,927 --> 00:54:30,878 Oh, I love it. 756 00:54:30,910 --> 00:54:32,638 Well, bearing that in mind, 757 00:54:32,670 --> 00:54:37,790 I think we now all fully understand our roles, hm? 758 00:54:38,685 --> 00:54:43,038 So, let's begin. 759 00:54:43,902 --> 00:54:48,318 Look, this joke's gone on long enough. 760 00:54:48,350 --> 00:54:50,143 Frankly, I thought his poke in the eye 761 00:54:50,173 --> 00:54:51,615 was a little excessive. 762 00:54:51,646 --> 00:54:52,927 Don't get me wrong, 763 00:54:52,958 --> 00:54:56,767 I'm really impressed with your commitment to this project. 764 00:54:56,798 --> 00:54:59,614 But, enough's enough, okay? 765 00:54:59,647 --> 00:55:02,975 This one I like, he's got big cojones. 766 00:55:03,038 --> 00:55:05,247 Yeah, not for long he don't. 767 00:55:11,550 --> 00:55:13,758 Not for long he don't. 768 00:55:18,782 --> 00:55:19,678 Oh, oh! 769 00:55:21,950 --> 00:55:25,630 Now, Danny boy, this is a one-question quiz. 770 00:55:25,663 --> 00:55:27,998 Any hesitation, repetition, or deviation 771 00:55:28,030 --> 00:55:32,222 will result in your brother getting mutilated, understood? 772 00:55:32,254 --> 00:55:34,494 Where's my son? 773 00:55:35,326 --> 00:55:36,223 Ms. Ferguson, please, 774 00:55:36,253 --> 00:55:39,070 I swear I have no fucking idea. 775 00:55:39,103 --> 00:55:41,631 I haven't seen him since this morning. 776 00:55:41,662 --> 00:55:43,070 Really? 777 00:55:43,102 --> 00:55:47,295 And what was this heavy thing he had to chat to you about? 778 00:55:47,326 --> 00:55:48,894 Well, I'd rather not say it out loud. 779 00:55:48,926 --> 00:55:50,527 Come on, tell me. 780 00:55:50,558 --> 00:55:52,734 You can share it with the class. 781 00:55:52,766 --> 00:55:54,015 I can't really. 782 00:55:57,310 --> 00:55:58,846 Fucking say it! 783 00:56:03,646 --> 00:56:08,478 He came 'round to say he thought Clarence was a snitch. 784 00:56:08,511 --> 00:56:10,302 What the fuck? 785 00:56:10,335 --> 00:56:12,222 Don't listen to this little cocksucker. 786 00:56:12,255 --> 00:56:14,015 Silence, Clarence. 787 00:56:15,518 --> 00:56:17,118 I've got his number. 788 00:56:19,806 --> 00:56:24,990 So, you don't know where Baxter is? 789 00:56:36,670 --> 00:56:40,030 Honestly, I haven't got a clue. 790 00:56:40,830 --> 00:56:42,558 Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk. 791 00:56:42,622 --> 00:56:47,390 Rule number one, never say honestly when you're lying. 792 00:56:47,454 --> 00:56:49,022 It's a dead giveaway. 793 00:56:49,054 --> 00:56:54,430 But I'm gonna give you, or rather your brother here, 794 00:56:54,462 --> 00:56:55,199 one more chance. 795 00:56:55,230 --> 00:56:57,886 I have no fucking idea. 796 00:56:57,918 --> 00:56:59,358 The thing is, Daniel, 797 00:56:59,391 --> 00:57:03,902 why would I believe a treacherous little shit like you? 798 00:57:05,503 --> 00:57:08,798 I know all about you and his wife. 799 00:57:11,966 --> 00:57:14,751 Keep it in the family, eh, Dan? 800 00:57:21,950 --> 00:57:24,222 Eenie, meenie, miney, mo. 801 00:57:25,950 --> 00:57:30,846 Catch a liar by his toe. 802 00:57:34,174 --> 00:57:35,294 Listen. 803 00:57:35,326 --> 00:57:36,670 Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk. 804 00:57:36,702 --> 00:57:37,822 This is a con. 805 00:57:38,846 --> 00:57:40,254 I know what's going on. 806 00:57:47,743 --> 00:57:51,326 Does this look like a con, Gregory? 807 00:57:51,390 --> 00:57:54,590 Or maybe you'd like another cut, eh? 808 00:57:54,622 --> 00:57:56,926 What the fuck is going on? 809 00:57:56,991 --> 00:58:00,670 I've seen the website he was looking up, Wake Up Call. 810 00:58:00,702 --> 00:58:02,079 This is a scam. 811 00:58:02,111 --> 00:58:03,359 I know what's going on. 812 00:58:03,390 --> 00:58:05,951 Greg, no, that isn't for you. 813 00:58:05,983 --> 00:58:07,230 That's for me. 814 00:58:08,126 --> 00:58:09,854 I've been looking into every way there is 815 00:58:09,886 --> 00:58:11,902 to help me get out of this fucking hole that I... 816 00:58:11,934 --> 00:58:13,150 Shut the fuck up! 817 00:58:19,774 --> 00:58:23,519 Oh, poor me, tsk, tsk, tsk, poor me. 818 00:58:23,550 --> 00:58:25,918 Pour me a fucking drink, Reynaldo. 819 00:58:29,246 --> 00:58:31,998 Well, I'm afraid, Gregory, 820 00:58:32,702 --> 00:58:37,438 that things are gonna get a little bit more serious now. 821 00:58:48,062 --> 00:58:51,710 Once more, and this time with feeling, 822 00:58:51,742 --> 00:58:55,102 where the fuck is my Baxter? 823 00:58:55,134 --> 00:58:58,590 I promise you, Ms. Ferguson, I don't know. 824 00:58:58,622 --> 00:59:00,542 You sure about that, Dan? 825 00:59:04,479 --> 00:59:05,598 Of course, I am. 826 00:59:06,431 --> 00:59:07,486 What do you think, I'm just gonna let... 827 00:59:07,646 --> 00:59:10,078 You absolutely sure you don't know anything? 828 00:59:11,742 --> 00:59:15,742 I'm sure I don't know anything, Greg. 829 00:59:15,774 --> 00:59:16,670 Really? 830 00:59:18,078 --> 00:59:19,550 'Cause I've got a feeling, 831 00:59:20,254 --> 00:59:23,934 a little feeling, that you might know something. 832 00:59:25,278 --> 00:59:28,543 You might be able to lie to her, but you can't lie to me. 833 00:59:29,471 --> 00:59:32,958 Ever since we were little, I can tell. 834 00:59:35,231 --> 00:59:37,278 All I got to do is look you in the eyes. 835 00:59:37,950 --> 00:59:41,470 I'm gonna give you one more chance to do the right thing. 836 00:59:46,462 --> 00:59:47,326 Come on. 837 00:59:48,190 --> 00:59:51,902 Look me in the eye and tell me the truth. 838 00:59:55,263 --> 00:59:56,478 Look at me, brother. 839 01:00:13,886 --> 01:00:17,022 What are you gonna do with that, Gregory, light a fag? 840 01:00:17,054 --> 01:00:18,622 Cut him free, now. 841 01:00:18,654 --> 01:00:20,191 Do you honestly think that's real? 842 01:00:20,255 --> 01:00:21,406 How about we find out? 843 01:00:21,438 --> 01:00:23,135 No, do it. 844 01:00:23,167 --> 01:00:25,119 Ms. Ferguson, it's real. 845 01:00:25,151 --> 01:00:26,366 I sold it to him. 846 01:00:27,742 --> 01:00:28,927 So what? 847 01:00:28,959 --> 01:00:30,206 Do you think this is the first time 848 01:00:30,238 --> 01:00:31,903 I've had a gun pointed at me? 849 01:00:31,934 --> 01:00:34,783 No, but it might just be your last. 850 01:00:34,814 --> 01:00:35,902 Cut him free. 851 01:00:54,206 --> 01:00:56,286 Nice one, kid. 852 01:00:57,534 --> 01:00:59,326 Go and get his piece off him. 853 01:00:59,358 --> 01:01:00,639 Over there, please. 854 01:01:00,671 --> 01:01:01,567 Move. 855 01:01:05,247 --> 01:01:06,558 And your car keys. 856 01:01:11,007 --> 01:01:12,350 On your feet, Reynaldo. 857 01:01:13,406 --> 01:01:17,214 Everyone over there now. 858 01:01:17,246 --> 01:01:18,141 Now! 859 01:01:23,774 --> 01:01:24,607 That's better. 860 01:01:24,639 --> 01:01:26,270 That's much better. 861 01:01:31,902 --> 01:01:32,798 Hurry up! 862 01:01:33,501 --> 01:01:35,806 Come on, in here. 863 01:01:37,023 --> 01:01:38,111 Wait! 864 01:01:38,143 --> 01:01:39,646 Give us your mobiles, come on. 865 01:01:39,678 --> 01:01:41,310 You as well, Ms. Ferguson. 866 01:02:01,119 --> 01:02:02,718 This isn't gonna end well. 867 01:02:02,750 --> 01:02:04,414 You do know that, don't you? 868 01:02:09,054 --> 01:02:11,519 You look like you've seen a ghost, kid. 869 01:02:11,583 --> 01:02:13,086 It's nothing, forget it. 870 01:02:13,117 --> 01:02:14,781 What the fuck are we gonna do now? 871 01:02:14,814 --> 01:02:16,255 I don't know, kid. 872 01:02:19,581 --> 01:02:20,670 Hang on a minute. 873 01:02:20,702 --> 01:02:22,558 She knew about you and Gemma. 874 01:02:23,903 --> 01:02:25,662 I thought it was just Karen's shit stirring. 875 01:02:25,694 --> 01:02:26,751 It is. 876 01:02:26,783 --> 01:02:28,190 Karen would have told Clarence at the restaurant 877 01:02:28,221 --> 01:02:30,591 and he would have reported back, that's all. 878 01:02:33,406 --> 01:02:35,326 They fucking know where I live. 879 01:02:35,358 --> 01:02:37,022 They don't seem the forgiving type. 880 01:02:37,054 --> 01:02:38,685 It's not gonna take them long before they find out 881 01:02:38,718 --> 01:02:40,415 about you-know-fucking-who either. 882 01:02:40,447 --> 01:02:41,471 Fuck me! 883 01:02:41,503 --> 01:02:42,910 This makes your fucking last stunt 884 01:02:42,942 --> 01:02:44,351 look like a freaking birthday present! 885 01:02:44,414 --> 01:02:46,365 Oh man, stop harping on about that, will you. 886 01:02:46,398 --> 01:02:47,710 Harping on about it? 887 01:02:47,742 --> 01:02:50,238 I nearly got my fucking head kicked in 'cause of you, 888 01:02:50,270 --> 01:02:52,094 you fucking prick! 889 01:02:52,158 --> 01:02:54,206 Always fucking trying to be the big man. 890 01:02:54,238 --> 01:02:56,639 Trying to be like Dad, trying to be me. 891 01:02:56,670 --> 01:02:57,981 Trying to be you? 892 01:02:58,014 --> 01:02:59,743 A depressed, pussy-whipped loser? 893 01:02:59,774 --> 01:03:01,982 Are you fucking joking? 894 01:03:02,014 --> 01:03:04,894 Your life is so fucking awful, the only surprise is 895 01:03:04,926 --> 01:03:07,870 that you haven't topped yourself already, hey! 896 01:03:07,902 --> 01:03:09,983 Fucking turn your back, you prick! 897 01:03:14,047 --> 01:03:15,134 Sorry. 898 01:03:16,063 --> 01:03:18,559 Shit, I'm really sorry, kid. 899 01:03:18,591 --> 01:03:21,086 Kid, fucking hell, sorry. 900 01:03:23,615 --> 01:03:24,510 It's fine. 901 01:03:25,343 --> 01:03:27,487 You know, we're gonna have to get out of this town. 902 01:03:27,519 --> 01:03:31,071 I'm talking America, Asia. 903 01:03:31,103 --> 01:03:32,830 Any fucking where but here. 904 01:03:33,983 --> 01:03:34,686 You're right. 905 01:03:34,717 --> 01:03:36,606 We're gonna have to split up. 906 01:03:37,759 --> 01:03:39,582 I'll go home, and I'll get me passport, 907 01:03:39,614 --> 01:03:41,150 and I'll meet you at Manchester Airport. 908 01:03:41,181 --> 01:03:42,334 It's the only way. 909 01:03:43,614 --> 01:03:44,670 Let's go. 910 01:03:55,774 --> 01:03:57,374 Were you gonna grass me out back there? 911 01:03:57,405 --> 01:03:59,742 Nah, kid, just stalling for time. 912 01:03:59,775 --> 01:04:05,118 You should have more faith, brother. 913 01:04:06,815 --> 01:04:08,863 You're not driving, not with your arm. 914 01:04:08,894 --> 01:04:09,950 And I'll take the car and drop you off. 915 01:04:09,981 --> 01:04:11,583 You get a cab to go to yours, okay? 916 01:04:11,615 --> 01:04:12,670 Okay. 917 01:04:12,703 --> 01:04:13,981 What are you gonna do with the body? 918 01:04:14,014 --> 01:04:16,543 Don't worry about that. I'll work something out. 919 01:04:39,870 --> 01:04:41,118 Sorry about all this. 920 01:04:41,151 --> 01:04:42,975 I ain't finished with you yet, Dan. 921 01:04:43,007 --> 01:04:44,414 I know. 922 01:04:44,445 --> 01:04:45,918 So I'll see you at Manchester Airport. 923 01:04:45,951 --> 01:04:47,646 Keep your mobile on. 924 01:04:50,910 --> 01:04:52,638 You still get them visions, kid? 925 01:04:54,495 --> 01:04:58,398 Then tell me this, brother, how's this all gonna end? 926 01:05:01,311 --> 01:05:02,207 I love you. 927 01:05:03,678 --> 01:05:05,661 Me too, kid. 928 01:05:50,334 --> 01:05:54,303 So, what's it gonna be? 929 01:05:56,541 --> 01:05:57,983 Trick or treat? 930 01:06:26,879 --> 01:06:28,638 All right, Gregory. 931 01:06:28,671 --> 01:06:29,567 Gregory. 932 01:06:31,518 --> 01:06:32,767 Oi, dickhead. 933 01:06:38,718 --> 01:06:40,574 I don't like the surly ones. 934 01:06:40,605 --> 01:06:42,558 They bring out the worst in me. 935 01:06:43,230 --> 01:06:46,655 Where the fuck do you think you're going? 936 01:06:49,309 --> 01:06:52,767 Get away, Clarence, you fucking know this is real. 937 01:06:52,798 --> 01:06:55,101 Well, so is mine. 938 01:06:55,134 --> 01:06:57,981 But it's a lot fucking bigger. 939 01:06:58,014 --> 01:07:00,798 Now, now, Clarence, no need for that. 940 01:07:00,829 --> 01:07:03,774 Get the fuck out of here and no one gets hurt. 941 01:07:03,805 --> 01:07:06,047 Stop, or I'll shoot. 942 01:07:06,078 --> 01:07:07,902 You're not gonna hurt me, are you, Gregory? 943 01:07:07,935 --> 01:07:10,878 I'm serious, fucking stop right there, now! 944 01:07:31,967 --> 01:07:35,485 Jesus, Greg, did you really think that someone like me 945 01:07:35,518 --> 01:07:38,365 would be interested in someone like you? 946 01:07:38,398 --> 01:07:43,487 10, 15 years ago maybe, but you're old enough to be me dad. 947 01:07:48,861 --> 01:07:51,327 Oops, look who's here. 948 01:07:53,087 --> 01:07:56,766 Gemma, what you doing here? 949 01:07:57,791 --> 01:08:01,341 Trick or treat, kid. 950 01:08:06,335 --> 01:08:06,974 Dan. 951 01:08:11,550 --> 01:08:13,055 I got you. 952 01:08:14,078 --> 01:08:16,479 Maybe now you'll appreciate what we have. 953 01:08:16,510 --> 01:08:18,078 What you gave up wasn't fun. 954 01:08:18,911 --> 01:08:19,806 It was horrible. 955 01:08:19,838 --> 01:08:21,534 And because you never listened to me, 956 01:08:21,565 --> 01:08:23,807 you had to find out the hard way. 957 01:08:23,838 --> 01:08:25,854 Do you really believe you're the first bloke 958 01:08:25,887 --> 01:08:27,198 to feel like this? 959 01:08:27,229 --> 01:08:28,671 Or woman for that matter? 960 01:08:29,950 --> 01:08:32,191 Adjusting to this stage in life is tough. 961 01:08:33,694 --> 01:08:35,358 But it's time to grow up, babes. 962 01:08:36,447 --> 01:08:40,638 Oh, mate, I'm so, so, sorry if our methods seem extreme, 963 01:08:40,669 --> 01:08:43,134 but extreme times call for extreme measures, 964 01:08:43,167 --> 01:08:46,014 and your mental state is becoming untenable. 965 01:08:46,047 --> 01:08:48,958 You needed to see the past for what it was, reject it, 966 01:08:48,990 --> 01:08:50,366 and embrace the future. 967 01:08:50,399 --> 01:08:52,415 Love and routine are far more preferable 968 01:08:52,446 --> 01:08:55,295 to chaos and insecurity, are they not? 969 01:08:57,567 --> 01:09:02,238 This truly is the first day of the rest of your life. 970 01:09:57,662 --> 01:09:58,526 Fuck. 971 01:10:01,822 --> 01:10:03,711 Kid, what's happening? 972 01:10:05,023 --> 01:10:06,078 I fucking killed him. 973 01:10:06,175 --> 01:10:09,278 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what the fuck? 974 01:10:09,885 --> 01:10:11,262 - Who? - Baxter. 975 01:10:12,543 --> 01:10:14,334 He wasn't dead, he opened the boot. 976 01:10:15,231 --> 01:10:17,407 And now he's fucking dead. 977 01:10:17,438 --> 01:10:18,558 What'd you do, shoot him? 978 01:10:18,589 --> 01:10:19,998 I killed him. 979 01:10:20,031 --> 01:10:21,951 I fucking killed him. 980 01:10:21,982 --> 01:10:24,671 What, wait a minute, with the gun I gave you, right? 981 01:10:24,702 --> 01:10:27,967 It was an accident, it all happened so fast. 982 01:10:34,302 --> 01:10:36,191 What have you done with the body? 983 01:10:36,222 --> 01:10:38,206 I put him back in the boot. 984 01:10:39,262 --> 01:10:41,407 Listen, we stick to the plan. 985 01:10:41,438 --> 01:10:42,942 I've got my passport and I'm near your gaff. 986 01:10:42,975 --> 01:10:44,478 So I'm gonna collect Gemma and Abby 987 01:10:44,542 --> 01:10:47,902 and we're gonna meet you at Manchester Airport, okay? 988 01:10:48,735 --> 01:10:51,198 Okay. 989 01:10:55,326 --> 01:10:56,415 Fuck. 990 01:10:58,079 --> 01:11:01,055 I know all about you and his wife. 991 01:11:01,086 --> 01:11:02,975 Keep it in the family, eh, Dan? 992 01:11:03,006 --> 01:11:05,726 I'm not fucking your wife. 993 01:11:05,759 --> 01:11:07,167 I swear to my life. 994 01:11:08,413 --> 01:11:10,303 I'm a better liar than you think. 995 01:11:10,333 --> 01:11:11,615 A lot better. 996 01:11:13,662 --> 01:11:19,039 What I wouldn't give to live your nice, cosy, simple life. 997 01:11:21,054 --> 01:11:25,055 What I wouldn't give to have what you've got. 998 01:11:26,653 --> 01:11:28,287 Sorry sir, kitchen's closed. 999 01:11:28,318 --> 01:11:29,310 I'm not here for food. 1000 01:11:37,630 --> 01:11:39,807 I need you to tell me what's going on. 1001 01:11:39,838 --> 01:11:40,990 What's going on? 1002 01:11:41,023 --> 01:11:43,006 Yeah, what the fuck is going on. 1003 01:11:43,678 --> 01:11:44,863 Please tell me. 1004 01:11:44,926 --> 01:11:45,758 Four pricks from Bellamy just ate raw fish 1005 01:11:45,790 --> 01:11:47,006 off me naked body. 1006 01:11:47,710 --> 01:11:49,663 Nothing unusual to report. 1007 01:11:49,693 --> 01:11:51,454 I thought they were from Blackburn. 1008 01:11:51,487 --> 01:11:52,573 Whatever. 1009 01:11:53,503 --> 01:11:56,510 That thing you said about Dan, is it true? 1010 01:11:56,542 --> 01:11:57,438 What thing? 1011 01:11:57,758 --> 01:12:00,542 Is my brother having an affair with my wife? 1012 01:12:01,214 --> 01:12:02,302 Oh my God. 1013 01:12:03,230 --> 01:12:04,734 You're the moody brother? 1014 01:12:06,046 --> 01:12:08,511 Shit, you really are, aren't you? 1015 01:12:10,335 --> 01:12:14,782 Look, I don't want to be the bearer of bad news, but yes, 1016 01:12:17,055 --> 01:12:20,446 that little wanker's been fucking your wife for months. 1017 01:12:21,214 --> 01:12:22,110 Maybe years. 1018 01:12:23,263 --> 01:12:24,670 You're just shit-stirring. 1019 01:12:24,702 --> 01:12:27,711 I didn't know who the hell you were until 10 seconds ago. 1020 01:12:27,742 --> 01:12:28,638 Really? 1021 01:12:31,807 --> 01:12:35,550 Listen, Dan told me a story. 1022 01:12:35,614 --> 01:12:37,118 Happened about nine months ago, 1023 01:12:37,150 --> 01:12:39,070 just before me and him got together. 1024 01:12:39,102 --> 01:12:41,918 I think that's what stopped you two talking. 1025 01:12:41,950 --> 01:12:44,446 He said he promised his brother, I guess that's you, 1026 01:12:44,478 --> 01:12:46,078 that he'd act as backup in some dispute 1027 01:12:46,110 --> 01:12:48,575 you'd had with the builder, only Dan never turned up, 1028 01:12:48,606 --> 01:12:51,838 and you got the crap kicked out of ya. 1029 01:12:51,870 --> 01:12:53,470 Little prick. 1030 01:12:53,502 --> 01:12:54,398 Right. 1031 01:12:56,159 --> 01:12:57,694 The reason he didn't turn up 1032 01:12:58,462 --> 01:13:01,694 is 'cause he was with your missus at the Imperial 1033 01:13:01,726 --> 01:13:04,095 having a whale of a time, apparently. 1034 01:13:05,022 --> 01:13:07,710 And you know, the way he told that story, 1035 01:13:07,742 --> 01:13:09,182 it's like it were a joke. 1036 01:13:09,918 --> 01:13:12,862 Like he were proud of that scumbag behaviour. 1037 01:13:15,550 --> 01:13:17,694 I don't think you should go anywhere. 1038 01:13:20,415 --> 01:13:22,431 There's nothing for you back home, 1039 01:13:22,462 --> 01:13:27,839 and anyway, what you need now is some TLC. 1040 01:13:32,319 --> 01:13:34,942 I bet you haven't had any in years. 1041 01:13:36,638 --> 01:13:37,502 Years. 1042 01:13:39,230 --> 01:13:40,319 Life is short. 1043 01:13:41,535 --> 01:13:44,958 Why waste your time in a dull marriage 1044 01:13:44,990 --> 01:13:47,486 when there's so much fun to be had. 1045 01:13:49,246 --> 01:13:52,766 Don't tell me you're just another lost man, 1046 01:13:53,566 --> 01:13:57,247 whaling around trying to work out what his role is. 1047 01:14:22,110 --> 01:14:23,934 I love you. 1048 01:14:37,502 --> 01:14:38,559 Gemma, I think Greg knows. 1049 01:14:38,591 --> 01:14:41,471 We need to leave ASAP, be there in five. 1050 01:14:41,503 --> 01:14:42,590 Love you. 1051 01:15:05,662 --> 01:15:06,942 Guess what? 1052 01:15:39,967 --> 01:15:41,214 Quick, come. 1053 01:15:41,246 --> 01:15:42,270 Don't worry about that. 1054 01:15:42,334 --> 01:15:45,150 Just get the basics, get a few nappies. 1055 01:15:45,182 --> 01:15:47,358 Get a couple of Babygros. 1056 01:15:47,390 --> 01:15:49,278 We're travelling light. 1057 01:15:49,310 --> 01:15:51,070 Oi. 1058 01:15:51,102 --> 01:15:52,734 Are you all right? 1059 01:15:52,766 --> 01:15:54,463 It isn't easy, you know. 1060 01:15:54,494 --> 01:15:55,710 Greg and I... 1061 01:15:57,438 --> 01:15:59,038 There was a time when it was all ahead of us, 1062 01:15:59,071 --> 01:16:02,015 when it was so much fun. 1063 01:16:02,047 --> 01:16:03,871 There was a time I wouldn't have dreamed of doing anything 1064 01:16:03,903 --> 01:16:05,150 like we're doing now. 1065 01:16:07,966 --> 01:16:09,759 You're too strong for him. 1066 01:16:10,494 --> 01:16:12,382 He doesn't give you what you need, you know. 1067 01:16:14,559 --> 01:16:16,158 I didn't change, he did. 1068 01:16:16,190 --> 01:16:19,327 I could almost see him shrinking in front of me. 1069 01:16:19,359 --> 01:16:22,334 That dynamic, strong, confident man, 1070 01:16:22,366 --> 01:16:25,822 the man I fell in love with, what happened to him? 1071 01:16:25,854 --> 01:16:27,806 Life, that's what. 1072 01:16:28,927 --> 01:16:32,318 Some people can take it and some can't. 1073 01:16:34,398 --> 01:16:36,222 Look what you got instead. 1074 01:16:36,254 --> 01:16:39,710 Why've you got cotton when you can have silk? 1075 01:16:47,007 --> 01:16:48,382 Just look at her. 1076 01:16:48,414 --> 01:16:49,598 She's got your eyes. 1077 01:16:49,630 --> 01:16:51,039 I know. 1078 01:16:51,071 --> 01:16:52,510 Greg's a dipshit. 1079 01:16:52,574 --> 01:16:54,398 He's so fucking self-absorbed. 1080 01:16:54,462 --> 01:16:57,502 We could have five more and he wouldn't work it out. 1081 01:16:58,334 --> 01:17:00,222 Way too pretty to be his. 1082 01:17:01,022 --> 01:17:02,974 So he's heading straight to Manchester Airport? 1083 01:17:03,006 --> 01:17:07,134 Yeah, and obviously, we're going to Liverpool. 1084 01:17:08,446 --> 01:17:10,878 Well, I do hope he makes it out. 1085 01:17:10,910 --> 01:17:12,638 Me too. 1086 01:17:12,670 --> 01:17:14,111 I love you, Gemma. 1087 01:17:14,143 --> 01:17:15,326 I always have. 1088 01:17:15,358 --> 01:17:16,638 I love you, too, Dan. 1089 01:17:59,007 --> 01:18:01,023 I'd like to report some screams 1090 01:18:01,055 --> 01:18:03,839 coming from 15 Felix Stowe Road. 1091 01:18:03,870 --> 01:18:07,390 There's something very, very brutal going on in there, 1092 01:18:08,158 --> 01:18:10,302 you should send someone over sharpish. 1093 01:18:11,166 --> 01:18:12,447 Yeah, thank you. 1094 01:18:36,447 --> 01:18:37,567 What the fuck is he doing? 1095 01:18:37,599 --> 01:18:38,846 I don't know. 1096 01:18:43,518 --> 01:18:45,087 I'm going down. 1097 01:18:45,119 --> 01:18:46,239 No, no, no. 1098 01:18:46,398 --> 01:18:49,662 For this to work, he needs to discover us himself. 1099 01:18:50,654 --> 01:18:53,118 Greg thinks the gun Dan gave him was real, 1100 01:18:53,150 --> 01:18:55,390 and he actually shot Baxter. 1101 01:18:55,422 --> 01:18:58,941 It is now that he must actively come to rekindle his love 1102 01:18:58,974 --> 01:19:00,798 for his baby and his wife, 1103 01:19:00,830 --> 01:19:03,519 relishing in you the connection he momentarily doubted. 1104 01:19:03,551 --> 01:19:06,782 Our analysis strongly suggests that the psychological gains 1105 01:19:06,814 --> 01:19:09,886 of this entire scenario will be diluted... 1106 01:19:09,919 --> 01:19:10,846 Fuck that. 1107 01:19:10,879 --> 01:19:12,285 We'll be here all night. 1108 01:19:16,125 --> 01:19:17,118 Where the fuck is he? 1109 01:19:21,759 --> 01:19:22,687 What the fuck? 1110 01:19:25,821 --> 01:19:27,167 What the fuck. 1111 01:19:29,982 --> 01:19:30,910 They were blanks. 1112 01:19:32,638 --> 01:19:34,047 This can't be right.